Mattia's Fortune Cookies

...let us keep in mind the basic governing philosophy of
The Brotherhood, as handsomely summarized in these words:
we believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of
the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

H. Allen Smith, Rude Jokes, 1970

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