People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't

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The modern conference resembles the pilgrimage of medieval Christendom in that it allows the participants to indulge themselves in all the pleasures and diversions of travel while appearing to be austerely bent on self-improvement.

David Lodge, Small World, 1984


And after that I started keeping an online schedule!

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